Revolting Cocks Cocked And Loaded
Released February 14 2006
Label(s): 13th Planet Records (2028620402)
Duration: 55:13:00
Tracklisting:
(4:43)
if murder is the ultimate expression of art, then...
i am the goddamn pablo picasso of death
purple head all up your ass
twice as wide and sinking fast
i can pray here don't know why
'scuse me while i fuck this guy
purple head covered brown
don't know if i'm gonna cross your town
luxahatchia, miami
alabama, tennessee
does anybody out there not like that?
like that? like that?
ahhh
fuck
purple
heah
haha
fuck you
purple head, purple mind
oh, purple world with a tiny purple fly
heaven help me, i'm in this dream
whatever it is, lsd, pcp, cocaine, heroin, alcohol, pot, all of that shit
knives and guns
fuck you
ah
hit me
hit me
(4:45)
ten million ways to die
choose one
white women
left handed ghost
scotch tape
asthma attacks
cuban missles
afghani smack
they say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts
gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky
right on.
ten million ways to die x 8
choose one
old ladies' purses
luncheon meat
dominatrix
six packs
marshall ?
afghani smack
they say that beautiful sister africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while
petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering
miniature sun
right on.
ten million ways to die x 8
choose one
all passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
all others should transmit on frequency three
any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
the revolting cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation
right on.
it is greatly appreciated
revolting cocks... making this world a better place x 3
right on.
ten million ways to die x 8
choose one
(4:27)
why... this is unreal
i can't stand still long enough
to let myself freak out
freak out
hello there fella
jesus
i'm on the jug again
with sheaths and pills
invading all those stills
in a hovel of a bed
i will scream in vain
oh please miss lane
i'm pissed again
and walking through out city's neon lights
discussing our whopping sick sequential lines
wanna carve out our lives
intangible of price
trying to find what happened last night
i came upon your room it stuck into my head
we leapt into the bed degrading even lice
you took delight in taking down
my shielded pride
until exposed my darker side
puckering up and down those avenues of sin
too cheap to ride they're worth a try
if only for the old times cold times
don't go waving your pretentious love
heaping on loads of complements he concocts every painable technique of exposing
himself to the thrones of eagerly awainting merchant marines
unaware of his own brooding nature, the ex-biker shreiks back across the infield
"lay me down and help despite?" take off their clothes and do dirty unspeakable
things to the tiny ones waiting by the fishtank to take a bath that will last one
thousand years
i came into your room it stuck into my head
we leapt in bed degrading even lice
with a little pain
my shielded pride
until exposed my darker side
puckering up and down those avenues of sin
too cheap to ride they're worth a try
if only for the old times
don't go wasting your pretentious love
halfway out of a wheelchair the commie ex-patriot art dealer slash pimp shoves cells of
pure feeling into the mouths of innocent prostitutes begging for a better view of the
real videos so that their own skulls evaporating into nothing while men of real wealth
wash their penises in the open sores of one hundred thousand blinded children looking
for a better place to die
to die x 3
i canna bubba lubba groopa wanna getta trubba dubba lubba
lalalala kakakaka buhbuh
????
echo echo echo echo echo echo mother fucker
and just chill bitch
(3:09)
hey kids, prunetang's here
oh yeah!
she's old and rich
knows where to scratch me when i itch
she's a wrickled old bitch
she sucks the chrome right off my trailer hitch
prunetang x 2
once you go grey
you find out quick that there's no other way
she's a one-time shot
she's always open and ready to rock
my my my prunetang x4
miles and miles of duct tape
couldn't patch up my day
nothing in this world but sweet prunetang
could ever make me feel this way
mymymymymymy
prunetang on my mind
mymymymymymy
prunetang all the time
my my my prunetang x2
prunetang x4
(4:59)
fire engine, fire engine get in the race
gotta be the first one to my baby's place
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine fire engine go go go
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine take me where i want to go
fire engine x2
fire engine fire engine put out the fire
burning up the bottom of my animal desire
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine fire engine go go go
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine take me where i want to go
fire engine x2
get it boy!
fire engine come out drive me insane
pushin' kids off the ceiling, it's in my brain
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine fire engine go go go
fire engine's fast
fire engine slow
fire engine take me where i want to go
fire engine x2
well come on
all aboard
fire engine
light my fire
(5:40)
i never should have made it
but i'm still alive
with a passion for destruction
and a love for fire
i remain when it falls abart
like the burning episodes of blackened heart
hey
heh
just a remider that no one cares
starin' into space like nobody's there
bulletproof and 10 feet tall
i ain't gonna sleep until i've seen it all
look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
a lot of sad faces and a lot of bad dreams
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
out of control and misunderstood
i never been kin to anything good
broke every promise that i ever made
took everything i ever gave
look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
? and faceless and ?
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end streets x 4
the kinda trouble you wish you'd never met
a terrible secret you would love to forget
the feeling like you're coming down from tripping too long
the choice to make when it all goes wrong
look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
? and faceless and ?
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end!
dead end streets
dead end streets (fade)
(3:53)
bein' a man or bein' a woman has nothing to do with your genetalia.
it has to do with what's right in your heart
man.. or woman... or both?
she's got a reason to lie
she's got a reason to cry
how she was borm a guy
kiss your good mother goodbye
shake it now
shake it now
shake it now
why do i dance? that's a good question.
i'm dancing to pay for my operation
man.. or woman... or both?
she's got a surprise
she's a he in disguise
cause you could always lie
tucking it up to go ?
shake it now
shake it now
shake it now
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
yes, i'm loving myself
on the good days, i feel like i get it. like it all makes sense.
i can stay in the moment. i don't have to control everything in the future.
on the bad days, i just wanna grab the phone and start dialing numbers.
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
pole grinder
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
i'm loving myself
loving you baby
yes, i'm loving myself
(3:28)
turn the lights down
hack is the flak
the rhythm in the rack
nick nack paddy whack
give the kids something to slack
the crack
jack in the crack
jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
jack in the crack x2
ugly
so ugly
ugly
so ugly
this is not real
reject what i feel
defect what you preach
jack in the crack x2
jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
jack in the crack x2
terminate
terminate
masturbate
you saw fate
pefect tits
smells like a mess
? your precious life
to the crack
jack in the crack x2
wanna see crack
jack in the crack x3
wanna see crack
jack in the crack
(4:01)
?
devil cock
satan headed out of georgia bound for tennessee
devil cock
but he stopped in texas just to hang around with me
?
devil cock
satan headed out of georgia bound for tennessee
devil cock
but he stopped in texas just to hang around with me
?
devil cock
satan headed out of georgia bound for tennessee
devil cock
but he stopped in texas just to hang around with me
?
devil cock x2
devil's cock
devil cock
devil's cock
devil cock
devil's cock
devil cock
devil's cock
devil cock
devil's cock
?
(5:43)
every day, my thoughts are consumed by winning
i must win
at everything i do, i my win
my car must win
my money must win
my house must win
my hair must win
my kids must win
my weiner must win
my wife must win
my mistress must win
wy trip to the bunny ranch must win
i must win in business
i must win when i mow the lawn
if i do not win, i am not in control
so i must win
again and again
i don't need more
but i must have it
more more
or the game gets old
i must win
i must win
everyone else must lose
because i must win
we have me the weapon of mass destruction...
and it is us
first in war
first in guns
first in beauty
first in fun
first in waste, first to first base
first in bloody aftertaste
first in waste, first to first base
first in bloody aftertaste
this is viagraculture
this is the usa
me: arnold
you: girls gone wild
this is how life must be
to keep the sheep asleep
viagra stars
viagra cars
viagra bars
viagra scars
this is viagraculture
this is the usa
this is what you get x4
this is viagraculture
this is the usa
this is what you get x4
ah nothing is ever enough
we get bored when we can't get stuff
we like our leaders to be stupid and violent
regular guys like us
what's so bad about the fall of rome
when we're the ones who got all the gold
never share anything with anyone else
or you're a bunch of girly men
this is viagraculture
this is the usa
(10:25)
the revolting cocks would like to thank you for listening to their cd
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as an added bonus, now we would like to play you a poem by longtime revolting cocks
fan lady monster
revolting cock au lait x 4
fill my coffee with your cock
mmmm...
creamy, not too sweet
just the way i like it
mmmm...
revolting cock au lait
au lait
what flavor today
hey you
oh yeah
au lay
lay me now
revolting cock au lait
stir it with the head
just your nut in the hole
i like it
mmm...
monkey bud
in my mud
java jivin'
java juice
you get me flowin'
shall i dribble for you
make me come
make me blow
make me come
make me blow
oooh
you're cock runneth over
cock au lait
au lait
lay me now
java jive
jivin' with our java
taste my lava
with your cock in my coffeee
revolting cock au lait
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