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i was cruisin' in a car
down melrose boulevard
when i stopped all the traffic
i was laughin' so hard
standin' on the corner
was this rock n roll dude
in leather pants thinkin' he was so cool
he had the jacket
he had the shades
farrah fawcett hair
or was that a wig
face like a turtle
trying in vain to look stoned
you could tell he'd been practicing
in a mirror at home
he'd probably been posing like that all day
didn't matter that it was a hundred degrees nn the shade

well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die

bogus bands
plastic rock stars
stupid clothes and the worst made cars
country rock making us all sick
while john travolta wags his double-knit prick
being a teen back then
man, it was a drag
bicentennial and no one burned the flag
you think we live in pretty deperate times
when people wanna go back to 1975
my saturday night fever fantasy
lock the bee gees in a pinto
and ram it from the rear
burn, baby

well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die

oooh babe
yeah yeah yeah
we may not have talent but we sure got attitude
suck my ego
pay to play
got nothimg more to say
as we sell you a stairway to boredom

put your hands together!
yeah yeah yeah yeah

look around at the hip people
set in their ways
reaching back to the things they used to say they hate
young old farts playing fossil rock
stones reunions pass for rebellion
radio and tv gettin' so damn bland
with collegiate john denver copy bands
underground's becoming an alternative joke
even aerosmith hates all the aerosmith clones
i know they don't make them like the son of sam
but even punks wanna go back to '77

give me a break man

well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die
well c'mon
well c'mon
seventies rock must die

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hydrogen peroxide
?
ariticicial preservatives
to preserve freshness

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cholesterol
?

immodium ad
pepcid ac
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pertoleum jelly

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microsoft
?
high fructose corn syrup
?


hello my dear
can i feel your skin
put it in my mouth and bite it
i am the ? capital of volcanus 2000
fell down the trash chute at my job
woke up on this garbage barge
thousand tons of urban waste
now i'm part of the ?

yeah
we wipe the world
yeah
we wipe the world

i found a catapault
ever? squashed? ingrate people
? of medical waste
rained down on their face
give us all your treasure now
or we'll paint your whole town brown
everywhere they're glad to pay
so we'll go away

yeah
yeah
we wipe the world

?
and squished sausage into wine
?
if thing goes bad just cry
rule the world from my seat
kidnapped ? in the back seat
no one dares blow up our shit
they'll have to clean up all the mess

yeah x3
we wipe the world
yeah
we wipe the world

hundred sixy millions tons of american trach each year
thousand football field thirty stories high
where will we put it all
not in my back yard
not in my back yard
look out!

?
?
more of ? sale each day
?
?
2 billion tons
bottles and cans and paper plates
18 billion ? of waste
aluminum and ?
?
?
and join us and mutate

yeah x2
we wipe the world
yeah x3
we wipe the world

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six hundred sixty six dunkin donuts
a twenty inch ? cheese pizza from gumby's
extra jalapenos on the side
and a case of asahi dry
i wish to speak with timoth leary
lemmy, jello and ice cube too
carton of lucky's with filters
and bring a cnn news crew
talahassee, florida
4am, june 14, '91
capitol building's occupied
broke the glass, walked right inside
wouldn't be advisable to enter
you don't know the number of hostiles
or if anyone's got guns
or if there's hostages

i just want to speak my mind
more to you than just one sound bite

fasion? cop? and info? man? has something to say
this whole word is disturbing me
i wanna cut a rap record each month
and mail my little pinkie to george bush

sharpshooters on surrounding roofs
traffic blocked by swat troops
evacuate the people inside
pretend we're cnn, say leary's died

i just want to speak my mind
more to you than just one sound bite

12:45, he emerged unharmed
jd in one hand, in the other, cigars
hendrix t-shirt and his underwear on
guess what, he never had no gun

aaa
ow
where are you my friends
where are you
where are you
i can't believe it's come to this

aaaahhh

i only broadcast my freakout to the world
i was a prisinor for 22 years
when i broke through that door, i was free
not to mention pretty damn lucky
nowadays, boy, you'd just get shot

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