Beers, Steers and Queers
(I would like to thank Kergillian for correcting some of these lyrics!)
Information on other Revolting Cocks albums and lyrics can be read here.
- Beers, Steers and Queers
- Physical
- In The Neck
- Get Down (vinyl version)
- Get Down (Cd version)
- Stainless Steel Providers
- Can't Sit Still
- Something Wonderful
- Razor's Edge
Intro:
Crazy?
Hahahaha
Dang
So I gotta call the other number, find out when they're, what, how much
it is to get in there
hmmm
Probably five dollars, find out where it's at
I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody
popular, you know 'cause the Village People are popular
Yeah
Or they used to be
Well I don't know what this cock thing is I think it's a
Revolting Cocks Hahahaha
I think it's a um it's a, a male strip show, dance show
yeah
male strippers
hmm
I have to call 'em and ask 'em, what is that...what'd they call it?
The Revolting Cocks
Okay, hahaha, oh lord, okay well I, you have fun tonight,
okay, if y'all get a chance, come out
okay
alright
alright? goodbye
Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
There´s a place down there, where heads are square.
Laws are tough and you are bare.
There is a law and there is a lawman.
Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
Don´t get in my face and ask me why...
Texas is the place...
HANG´EM HIGH!
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!
Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, sex in barns
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You´re full of shit, destined to go down
Let´s go down and herd ´em up
If you agree, let's word´em up
And if you don´t...
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Beers, steers, and queers (x2)
Whee-haw!
I´ve spent my life, go kicking shit
Not gonna give up, ain´t about to quit.
Life is a bucket of bluff
Getting rough, feeding stock
Get in my way...
I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
I´m a crazy mother in a drunken stat
A redneck asswipe who thinks he´s great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you don´t like my dialect
I don´t give a damn, so fuck your respect
If you´re looking for a reason, don´t look any farther
Cuz I´ll give it to you baby, like to your father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion...
REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!
I am the creator
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
ah-haaa
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Cowboy
Physical
No pain baby no gain
No pain no gain
(Physical)
I want something that is soft and sweet
And I can see it, the lady´s the treat
I´m gonna kill her if she turns me down
You know I mean it man!
You know I mean it man!
Gonna work it up and down across the floor
Until I know that you´re begging for more
Don´t try and stop me, don't say no
I said, `Now listen, come on let´s go´
I think you know how far I´ll go!
hahahaha
PHYSICAL!
I´m getting closer
PHYSICAL!
All I want is body talk
BODYTALK!
Always in the mood for...
BODY!
Talk talk talk talk....
Physical 6x
I got a way with [take-up lines]
Don´t give a damn, I´ll make you mine
You turned me down the last time
You know I mean it man!
You know I mean it man!
Don´t think I´m teasing, it´s not the reason
It's [?] motel
A fly on the wall would be disgusted by us
Welcome to my mountain, my yellow-stained fortress
I think you know how far I´ll go!
hahahaha
PHYSICAL!
I´m getting closer
PHYSICAL!
All I want is body talk
BODYTALK!
Always in the mood for...
BODY!
Talk PHYSICAL
Talk PHYSICAL
Talk PHYSICAL
Talk PHYSICAL
Talk....
Physical 8x
Just pull your pants down, come with me now... Ooooh BABY
ahahaha
hahahahah
ahahahah
Shut the fuck up!
I´m a killing machine
I´m a killing machine
I´m a killing machine
I´m a killing machine
I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
I´m a killing machine
I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
I´m a killing machine
This is the certainty of sacrifice, with the almond tree of rage
I´m made for murder, designed for dreams, fueled for fighting
A killing machine
I'm a killing machine (x4)
This is a travesty of termination, the strategies upset
I´m made for a murder, suffocate breath, of your confession, a
killing machine
I´m a killing machine (x3)
I´d rather sink away
Should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
You hurt me
You should be more careful, you´re gonna hurt yourself
Like you hurt me
In the neck, in the neck
Yeah, in the neck
I´m a killing machine (x4)
An angel singing away
Should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
Like you hurt me
You should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
You´re gonna hurt yourself
In the neck, in the neck, in the neck
You're...
I´m a killing machine (x4)
Get Down (vinyl version)
?? x2
Haunted Head
Fucked up
Are you in denial again
Haunted Head
Fucked up
Are you in denial again
Spastic convulsions
Tripping on anything
Spastic convulsions
Tripping on anything
Fucked up Im tripping again
Haunted Im inbred
With a substance that kills
And more and more goes round
And your ?
Haunted haunted
And your in my ?
Haunted haunted
No turning now
Haunted
Again it ??
I'm floating again
I see it sleeping and rotting away
I don't know my name
I don't know where I came
Put aside
Thrown aside
I see a spill?
Haunted Haunted
We just wanted to get down x 22
Get Down (Cd version)
?? x2
Haunted Head
Fucked up
Are you in denial again
Haunted Head
Fucked up
Are you in denial again
Conclusions are streaming
And taking me round
I wonder if I am walking around
I sleep in the morning
I get up and spin
I walk in ?
?
Haunted Head
Fucked up
Are you in denial again
Haunted again
Denies
Spastic convulsions
Tripping on anything
Spastic convulsions
Tripping on anything
Again it ??
I'm floating again
I see it sleeping and rotting away
I don't know my name
I don't know where I came
Put aside
Thrown aside
I see it spell
Haunted Haunted
We just wanted to get down x 8
To get down x 3
Haunted, I'm dead
I'm tripping
And I hate life again
Haunted again
And back is straight is straight is straight so vibrate
Fucked up Im tripping again
Haunted Im inbred
With a substance that kills
And more and more goes round
And your ?
Haunted haunted
And your in my ?
Haunted haunted
No turning now
Haunted
Haunted haunted haunted we trip
Wanting and wanting and wallowing in it all
Haunted Haunted
I know your insanity on your knees please
Please get on your knees and give me head
We just wanted to get down x 8
To get down x 2
Get down
I said get down
Now get down
Get down
Stainless Steel Providers
Get around get around I get around
Stainless Steel Provider (x6)
Stainless steel providers,
Make it obvious-
We like driving the point home,
A hundred thousand vagabond insects
All making a meal out of stainless steel
You should kick away the watchword
And throw caution to the wind
Remember what it's like
When we are
Screaming dreaming 5x
STAINLESS STEEL!
Stainless steel providers (x2)
Get around get around I get around
When it's time to go, I´m the first to know
A parasitic nation
Is it good enough for me?
I'll make you a mantra
From monkeys and carbombs
Beneath 5x
Quick locate and detonate your public enemy
Stainless steel, believe it's real,
It's all you mean to me
What's that sound, what's that sound
It bleeds efficiency
The way I feel on stainless steel,
And all it does to me
Stainless steel providers (x2)
Another tire
Let it catch on fire
A metal motor mantra
Makes you waste the time of day
You´ll sit on a timebomb, forever and ever
Now breathe breathe breathe breathe BREATHE!
Quick locate and detonate your public enemy
Stainless steel, believe it's real,
It's all you mean to me
What's that sound, what's that sound
It bleeds efficiency
The way I feel on stainless steel,
And all it means to me
Stainless steel providers (fading)
Can't Sit Still
Temper frayed and sanctified,
Delivered up in flames,
No eyes, no grace, no motion,
No mention of the game.
The sweetest flower in the valley,
The sickest joke in the book,
Why don't you keep your eyes tightly shut,
'Cos you don't want to look.
If you can't sit still,
You can't by a thrill
I don't know whether to leave you,
Or push you over the edge,
But still the pleasure is always mine,
No matter what I've said.
If you can't sit still,
You can't by a thrill
Something Wonderful
I'm crawling in my head with the walking dead
I've got a cold sweat on my skin
I'm fighting back the demons in a waking dream
Where my weakness will become a sin
I'm Holding onto terror, it's my guiding light
It's gonna pull me out of my mind
A never-ending telepathic testimony
To the fear that I feel inside
Hell is not a place, it's a game you play
And suffer every move you make
Posession is the prize in the enemy eyes
You pay for every chance you take
A soul is not a soul until it lives in a hole
With a hacked up life and limb
The pain that you find can make you feel so fine
The alienation's dead
At the back of your mind
Go to the other side
Hello is anyone home?
But you've been left alone.
Maybe I'll submit to my own desire
Will the agony be too extreme?
Something deep inside pulled my legs wide open
And the whisper turned into a scream
Took my by surprise when I heard my cries
Because I didn´t recognize my voice
A schizophrenic call or a voodoo doll
Too terrified to make that choice
I´ve been stabbed in the back
By a maniac
And I thought it was me
But I didn´t have the guts to believe
Beyond good and evil lie the future ghosts
That surround us like a ring of flames
Summoned here by innocents and fools alike
For the pleasure of the game
I wish to hell I was a stronger man
And I could heal just as quick as scar
But I´m weak, when I´m in this deep,
It´s not a game anymore, it´s gone too FAR!
I´ve been stabbed in the back
By a maniac
And I thought it was me
But I didn´t have the guts to believe
Razor´s Edge
Ahhhhhh
Agony
Pain is my name
Dancing on the edge of a nervous break-down
Dancing on the edge of a razor blade
Desperately seeking for relief
I just let go, all that holds me back
I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back
The automatic pilot has no grief
Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it's all over we still believe
I just let go, all that holds me back
I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back
I just let go, all that holds me back
I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back
Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it´s all over we still believe