Cocked And Loaded
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- Revcolution Medely
- 10 Million Ways To Die
- Caliente (Dark Entries)
- Prune Tang
- Fire Engine
- Dead End Streets
- Pole Grinder
- Jack In The Crack
- Devil Cock
- Viagra Culture
- Revolting Cock Au Lait
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Revcolution Medely
     If murder is the ultimate expression of art, then...
     I am the goddamn Pablo Picasso of death
     Purple head all up your ass
     Twice as wide and sinking fast
     I can pray here don't know why
     'Scuse me while I fuck this guy
     Purple head covered brown
     Don't know if I'm gonna cross your town
     Luxahatchia, Miami
     Alabama, Tennessee
     Does anybody out there not like that?
     Like that?  Like that?
     Ahhh
     Fuck
     Purple
     Heah
     Haha
     Fuck you
     Purple head, purple mind
     Oh, purple world with a tiny purple fly
     Heaven help me, I'm in this dream
     Whatever it is, LSD, PCP, cocaine, heroin, alcohol, pot, all of that shit
     Knives and guns
     Fuck you
 
     Ah
     Hit me
     Hit me
10 Million Ways To Die
     Ten million ways to die     
     Choose one
     White women
     Left handed ghost
     Scotch tape
     Asthma attacks
     Cuban missles
     Afghani smack
     They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts 
     gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky
     Right on.
     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one
     Old ladies' purses
     Luncheon meat
     Dominatrix
     Six packs
     Marshall ?
     Afghani smack
     They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while 
     petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering 
     miniature sun
     Right on.
     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one
     All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
     All others should transmit on frequency three
     Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
     The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation
     Right on.
     It is greatly appreciated
     Revolting Cocks... making this world a better place x 3
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     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one
               
Caliente (Dark Entries)
     Why... this is unreal
     I can't stand still long enough 
     To let myself freak out
     Freak out
     Hello there fella
     Jesus
     I'm on the jug again 
     With sheaths and pills 
     Invading all those stills 
     In a hovel of a bed 
     I will scream in vain 
     Oh please miss Lane 
     I'm pissed again
 
     And walking through out city's neon lights 
     Discussing our whopping sick sequential lines 
     Wanna carve out our lives 
     Intangible of price 
     Trying to find what happened last night  
     I came upon your room it stuck into my head 
     We leapt into the bed degrading even lice 
     You took delight in taking down 
     My shielded pride 
     Until exposed my darker side 
     Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
     Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
     If only for the old times cold times 
     Don't go waving your pretentious love
 
     Heaping on loads of complements he concocts every painable technique of exposing 
     himself to the thrones of eagerly awainting merchant marines
     Unaware of his own brooding nature, the ex-biker shreiks back across the infield 
     "Lay me down and help despite?" take off their clothes and do dirty unspeakable 
     things to the tiny ones waiting by the fishtank to take a bath that will last one 
     thousand years
     I came into your room it stuck into my head 
     We leapt in bed degrading even lice 
     With a little pain
     My shielded pride 
     Until exposed my darker side 
     Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
     Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
     If only for the old times 
     Don't go wasting your pretentious love
     Halfway out of a wheelchair the commie ex-patriot art dealer slash pimp shoves cells of 
     pure feeling into the mouths of innocent prostitutes begging for a better view of the 
     real videos so that their own skulls evaporating into nothing while men of real wealth 
     wash their penises in the open sores of one hundred thousand blinded children looking 
     for a better place to die
     To die x 3
     I canna bubba lubba groopa wanna getta trubba dubba lubba
     lalalala kakakaka buhbuh
     ????
     Echo echo echo echo echo echo mother fucker
     And just chill bitch
Prune Tang
     Hey kids, prunetang's here
     Oh yeah!
     She's old and rich
     Knows where to scratch me when I itch
     She's a wrickled old bitch
     She sucks the chrome right off my trailer hitch
     Prunetang x 2
     Once you go grey
     You find out quick that there's no other way
     She's a one-time shot
     She's always open and ready to rock
     My my my prunetang  x4
     Miles and miles of duct tape
     Couldn't patch up my day 
     Nothing in this world but sweet prunetang
     Could ever make me feel this way
     Mymymymymymy
     Prunetang on my mind
     Mymymymymymy
     Prunetang all the time
     
     My my my prunetang  x2
     Prunetang x4
Fire Engine
     Fire engine, fire engine get in the race
     Gotta be the first one to my baby's place
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go
     Fire engine x2
     Fire engine Fire engine put out the fire
     Burning up the bottom of my animal desire
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go
     Fire engine x2
     Get it boy!
     Fire engine come out drive me insane
     Pushin' kids off the ceiling, it's in my brain
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go
     Fire engine x2
     Well Come on
     All Aboard
     Fire Engine
     Light my fire
Dead End Streets
     I never should have made it
     But I'm still alive
     With a passion for destruction
     And a love for fire
     I remain when it falls abart
     Like the burning episodes of blackened heart
     Hey
     Heh
     Just a remider that no one cares
     Starin' into space like nobody's there
     Bulletproof and 10 feet tall
     I ain't gonna sleep until I've seen it all
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     A lot of sad faces and a lot of bad dreams
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     
     Out of control and misunderstood
     I never been kin to anything good
     Broke every promise that I ever made
     Took everything I ever gave
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     ? and faceless and ?
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end streets x 4
     The kinda trouble you wish you'd never met
     A terrible secret you would love to forget
     The Feeling like you're coming down from tripping too long
     The choice to make when it all goes wrong
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     ? and faceless and ?
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end streets (fade)
Pole Grinder
     Bein' a man or bein' a woman has nothing to do with your genetalia.
     It has to do with what's right in your heart
     Man.. or woman... or both?
     She's got a reason to lie
     She's got a reason to cry
     How she was borm a guy
     Kiss your good mother goodbye
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Why do I dance? That's a good question.  
     I'm dancing to pay for my operation
     Man.. or woman... or both?
     She's got a surprise
     She's a he in disguise
     Cause you could always lie
     Tucking it up to go ? 
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Yes, I'm loving myself
     On the good days, I feel like I get it. Like it all makes sense.
     I can stay in the moment.  I don't have to control everything in the future.
     On the bad days, I just wanna grab the phone and start dialing numbers.
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Pole Grinder
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Yes, I'm loving myself
    
Jack In The Crack
     Turn the lights down
     Hack is the flak
     The rhythm in the rack
     Nick nack paddy whack
     Give the kids something to slack
     The crack
     Jack in the crack
     Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
     Jack in the crack x2
     Ugly
     So ugly
     Ugly
     So ugly
     This is not real
     Reject what I feel
     Defect what you preach
     Jack in the crack x2
     Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
     Jack in the crack x2
     Terminate
     Terminate
     Masturbate
     You saw fate
     Pefect tits
     Smells like a mess
     ? your precious life
     To the crack
     Jack in the crack x2
     Wanna see crack
     Jack in the crack x3
     Wanna see crack
     Jack in the crack 
Devil Cock
     ?
     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
     ?
     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
 
     ?
     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
     ?
     Devil cock x2
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     ?
Viagra Culture
     Every day, my thoughts are consumed by winning
     I must win
     At everything I do, I my win
     My car must win
     My money must win
     My house must win
     My hair must win
     My kids must win
     My weiner must win
     My wife must win
     My mistress must win
     Wy trip to the bunny ranch must win
     I must win in business
     I must win when I mow the lawn
     If I do not win, I am not in control
     So I must win
     Again and again
     I don't need more
     But I must have it
     More more
     Or the game gets old
     I must win
     I must win
     Everyone else must lose
     Because I must win
     We have me the weapon of mass destruction...
     And it is us
     First in war
     First in guns
     First in beauty
     First in fun
     First in waste, first to first base
     First in bloody aftertaste
     First in waste, first to first base
     First in bloody aftertaste
     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA
     Me: Arnold
     You: Girls gone wild
     This is how life must be
     To keep the sheep asleep
     Viagra stars
     Viagra cars
     Viagra bars
     Viagra scars
     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA
     This is what you get x4
     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA
     This is what you get x4
     Ah nothing is ever enough
     We get bored when we can't get stuff
     We like our leaders to be stupid and violent
     Regular guys like us
     What's so bad about the fall of Rome
     When we're the ones who got all the gold
     Never share anything with anyone else
     Or you're a bunch of girly men
     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA
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     The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for listening to their CD
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     fan Lady Monster
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     Fill my coffee with your cock
     Mmmm...
     Creamy, not too sweet
     Just the way I like it
     Mmmm...
     Revolting cock au lait
     Au lait
     What flavor today
     Hey you
     Oh yeah
     Au lay
     Lay me now
     Revolting cock au lait
     Stir it with the head
     Just your nut in the hole
     I like it
     Mmm...
     Monkey bud
     In my mud
     Java jivin'
     Java juice
     You get me flowin'
     Shall I dribble for you
     Make me come
     Make me blow
     Make me come
     Make me blow
     Oooh 
     You're cock runneth over
     Cock au lait
     Au lait
     Lay me now
     Java jive
     Jivin' with our java
     Taste my lava
     With your cock in my coffeee
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